I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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