The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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