STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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