508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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