I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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