Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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