Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
My day in three words: secret purse cake
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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