Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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