I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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