they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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