is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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