Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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