He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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