it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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