theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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