My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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