haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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