What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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