Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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