I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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