: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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