week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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