I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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