New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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