Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
