KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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