evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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