I want to stick my p in your. b.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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