If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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