Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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