hell yes lets make some ravioli
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Hippo gnu deer
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
FUCK WHALES
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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