There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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