Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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