Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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