So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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