the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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