I looked at my own cervix.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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