I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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