i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
