Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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