where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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