Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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