She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
two words...techno handjob
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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