There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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