i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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