Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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