god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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