At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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