We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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