Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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