so that wasnt chicken after all
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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