He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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